Category: ER vet tip

I spoke to your dog, he blew out his knee because he is fat and doesn’t get exercise. The only walk he gets is from his bed to the kitchen.

I spoke to your cat, she said the “quality diet” that you are feeding comes from the dollar store.

I’m pretty sure you are overpaying for it.

I spoke to your dog, he is aware that he isn’t a wolf and has never had to catch his dinner. So let’s not feed him like he’s a T-Rex- ok?

Oh- you thought your dog looked like the dog on the commercial? I see a 115lb Lab with bad knees and stinky ears, what do you see?

I spoke to your dog, he doesn’t trust your”gut” feeling on when to give insulin.

Oh- you’re a nurse. Please don’t tell me where you work.

I spoke to your dog, he will try and swallow a bully stick every time. Stop giving them to him.

I spoke to your dog, he doesn’t need fake balls.

Ever.

I spoke to your dog, when you use your “nicknames” for him, everyone gets confused.

Even him-yes, he said that

I spoke to your dog, he’s not a “chiweeniedoodle”…he’s a chihuahua. He doesn’t have papers and couldn’t pick his parents out of a lineup. He said we can shave for a catheter, because he’s not a show dog.

I spoke to your dog, that poop you searched for in the backyard to find…to show me…isn’t his.

I spoke to your dog, he’s concerned…you brought him in for vomiting, declined x-rays. ” let’s wait and see”…and now you just asked if I thought he would make it through the night.