Category: ER vet tip

I spoke to your dog, he said to quit changing his food…he’s sick, and that’s why he’s not eating. He would eat dog poop on a normal day!

I spoke to your dog, it’s 1am, you said this just happened. He said it’s been going on for 2 weeks. The cat verified it.

I spoke to your dog, not the one you brought , the one at home. He said to tell you to quit talking about him, he doesn’t like people knowing his problems.

I spoke to that feral cat in your yard, yes she did have kittens, and yes she knows they are there. Leave her alone-she’s got this.

I spoke to your dog, she said she WATCHES dog shows with you…and that she isn’t a show dog.

Yes- I understand, she has “papers”.

I spoke to your dog, he would like to rip your nipples off…which is what you were doing…

Yes-you’re right, he is male. And yes he has nipples.

I’m sure- that you should have “Googled”

I spoke to your dog, he would also like it if you came in and had us splint his broken leg next time.

I understand you only had a salad fork and spoon…but they still had dressing on them.

(I’ll see if I can find the actual picture!)

I spoke to your dog, he said I am actually the FOURTH opinion, and that you are recording our conversation.

He doesn’t even remember the initial problem

I spoke to your dog, even he’s having trouble keeping a straight face as you continue to call the disease pancreaTITS.

Yes I’m sure it’s not TITS. No- I don’t think your doctor said that

I spoke to your dog, she didn’t like the idea of getting bred by the neighbors dog and selling the puppies on Craigslist either.

And now it’s not going well…and she needs surgery…at 3am