3:15 am – How can I help?
“My dog won’t eat”
Does he usually eat at 3am?
“No, but we had an early dinner and I got up for a snack and he didn’t want to eat”
Vet calls…
3:27am- How can I help you?
“My dog has been vomiting all day”
Ok-you can bring him in.
“Can you come get him?”
Unfortunately we don’t offer that service.
“Ok- I’ll call 911 and have them send a ambulance- thanks for nothing”
(CLICK)
Vet calls…
4am- How can I help you?
“My dog started pregabalin today, and I saw a commercial about a side effect being suicidal thoughts. (Long pause) How do I know if my dog is suicidal?”
Tell the cat to watch him closely and report anything that seems funny.
(Click)