July 2020 – Page 5 – I Spoke To Your Dog

ER vet tip…

I spoke to your dog, even he’s having trouble keeping a straight face as you continue to call the disease pancreaTITS.

Yes I’m sure it’s not TITS. No- I don’t think your doctor said that

“You said this started months ago?”

Translation- “This isn’t an emergency…”

3:15 am – How can I help?

“My dog won’t eat”

Does he usually eat at 3am?

“No, but we had an early dinner and I got up for a snack and he didn’t want to eat”

“How long has this been going on?

Translation- “this has been going on way too long”

I spoke to your dog, she didn’t like the idea of getting bred by the neighbors dog and selling the puppies on Craigslist either.

And now it’s not going well…and she needs surgery…at 3am