3:27am- How can I help you?
“My dog has been vomiting all day”
Ok-you can bring him in.
“Can you come get him?”
Unfortunately we don’t offer that service.
“Ok- I’ll call 911 and have them send a ambulance- thanks for nothing”
(CLICK)
ER vet tip…
I spoke to your dog, he said you shared the pot brownie with him. And now you want him to lie and say you didn’t. We both know you have never gone to the park.
ER vet tip…
I spoke to your dog, it wasn’t bit by a spider-it was a bee. It’s almost always a bee.
ER vet tip…
I spoke to your dog, he’s 12 and doesn’t want to be leashed to your bike for a 5 mile “walk”
ER vet tip…
I spoke to your dog, he chewed out his stitches. You didn’t use the e-collar…
I understand you were watching him closely…
But he still has sutures in his teeth for crying out loud!
Vet calls…
4am- How can I help you?
“My dog started pregabalin today, and I saw a commercial about a side effect being suicidal thoughts. (Long pause) How do I know if my dog is suicidal?”
Tell the cat to watch him closely and report anything that seems funny.
(Click)