Month: July 2020

I spoke to your dog, he’s dealing with raging pancreatitis…forget the nail trim that you are so concerned about.

I spoke to your dog, he asks to call before you give a random mix of medicine cabinet vomit drugs. And for God’s sake enough with the essential oils!

I spoke to your dog, he eats poop. It’s because you kiss him on the lips. He said he will stop if you stop.

I spoke to your dog, he said to quit changing his food…he’s sick, and that’s why he’s not eating. He would eat dog poop on a normal day!

I spoke to your dog, it’s 1am, you said this just happened. He said it’s been going on for 2 weeks. The cat verified it.

I spoke to your dog, not the one you brought , the one at home. He said to tell you to quit talking about him, he doesn’t like people knowing his problems.

I spoke to that feral cat in your yard, yes she did have kittens, and yes she knows they are there. Leave her alone-she’s got this.

I spoke to your dog, she said she WATCHES dog shows with you…and that she isn’t a show dog.

Yes- I understand, she has “papers”.

I spoke to your dog, he would like to rip your nipples off…which is what you were doing…

Yes-you’re right, he is male. And yes he has nipples.

I’m sure- that you should have “Googled”