3:02am-How can I help?
“Dog is trying to push and them puppies ain’t coming”
Ok-how long has she been pushing?
“Hell- I don’t know, a while”
Sounds like you should come down, do you know where we are?
“Yeah, I think so…I just have to get the bitch up and in the car”
(laughter followed by groaning)
“Wife didn’t think that was funny”